Once upon a time there was a wandering etymologist—a true lover of language. She had been living high on the hog for many years, enjoying the materialistic pleasures of the world.

More often than not, she was three sheets to the wind. That was her choice at the time—so no crocodile tears need be shed for her. Someday, the world hoped, she would understand the importance of minding her Ps and Qs.

People would have categorized her as upper crust. But at an important life juncture, this lifestyle became tedious to her, more of a burden than a joy. She decided to start over with a clean slate—to live life a little more off the cuff.

Even though she was, what some might cruelly say “long in the tooth,” (and, by the way, she would have told those folks to put a sock in it), she felt a surge in her soul to wander. As she did, her quest became clear.

With each step of the journey, proverbs and sayings kept leaping into her walking meditations. “Oh, I see” moments were imminent. She knew she had purpose—a syntactic search to find the origins of the many idiomatic sayings that exist in the English language.

High on the Hog

High on the hog, which means to live with extravagance, is an idiom dating to the 1800s.

It was said that the best cuts of meat were from the upper part of the pig’s body. The wealthiest people feasted on cuts from the back and loin, while the poor learned to make the most of the knuckles, feet, and jowls.

Three Sheets to the Wind

This saying —meaning drunk—comes from the world of sailing ships, and was first cited in novels of the 1800s.

The ropes on a ship, called “sheets” secure the lower corners of the sails. There are two (and possibly more) derivations for the phrase.

One suggests that if three sheets are loose at the bottom of the sail, the sail will flap wildly and the boat will lurch like a drunk.

A more technical derivation explains that, if the jibs (small sails) are sheeted to the wind (sideways to the wind), which is often done during a storm, the boat rolls wildly from side to side, out of control.

Crocodile Tears

The saying “crocodile tears” means an insincere expression of sorrow—a pretense of sympathy.

References appear as early as the 14^thcentury and make literary appearances in Shakespeare and in the work of other writers throughout time.

The tears that you might see from a crocodile are not the result of emotion. Part of the myth of tears was linked to feeding. Crocodiles were observed crying after devouring something.

Would a crocodile weep for something it gobbled down? Unlikely. But their tear ducts were activated by feeding.

Also, crocodiles sunning themselves often keep their mouths open, which causes their tear glands to water.

Mind Your Ps and Qs

This phrase has several possible derivations, but all agree that it means to mind your manners, be polite, and be careful of your behavior.

The phrase could possible come from learning lowercase letters, since p’s and q’s are similar in form except for the placement of the descender.

However, the more common explanation comes from British pubs, where the bartenders kept an eye on how many pints or quarts were consumed. If drinkers became too unruly, the bartender would caution them to mind their Ps and Qs or they would be thrown out.

Upper Crust

Similar to “high on the hog” being the best part of the pig’s meat, one possible origin of this phrase was that the upper crust of bread was believed to be the best part of the bread loaf.

In 16^thcentury Europe, servants were given the bottom of the loaf (often easily burned), the family was given the middle, and guests were given the top (upper crust).

Today, the phrase means upper class, aristocratic, and part of the highest social class.

Start Over with a Clean Slate

We might all relish an opportunity to start over with a clean slate—to begin again with no baggage and no remnants of the past to unduly influence our actions and thoughts.

One origin of the phrase was nautical (a common starting point for many idioms). A ship’s crew kept a slate tablet to record data during a watch. At the start of the next watch, the slate was wiped clean if there were no problems noted.

The phrase is sometimes also linked to a slate tablet kept by shopkeepers (long before computers), recording a person’s purchases on account. When the account was paid off, the slate was wiped clean.

Off the Cuff

“Off the Cuff” equates to spontaneity or unplanned actions. The phrase is said to have originated as public speakers made brief notes on their shirt cuffs to help them with their speeches (usually not in indelible ink).

Teleprompters have now taken the place of spontaneity in many circumstances, but a speech from the heart still takes the prize.

Long in the Tooth

“Long in the tooth” is a visually dramatic (and a tad undiplomatic) way of saying getting old. The phrase comes from the equine world, where the age of a horse can be determined by checking its teeth. Since a horse’s gums recede with age, the longer the horse’s teeth appear, the older it is.

Etiquette hint: Don’t use this phrase if you want to remain friends with someone who is getting older.

Put a Sock in It

Sometimes we just don’t want to hear what someone is saying. This phrase basically means “be quiet,” or, more directly, “shut up.”

The phrase is said to have come from the old gramophone days (the early 1900s). Since the first gramophones didn’t have volume controls, the best way to lower the volume was to put a rolled up sock in the horn.

One could argue that putting a sock in the annoying speaker’s mouth would be equally efficient.

As the Crow Flies

The crow phrase is a popular one, still used often today. It means the most direct route. The saying originates from the early days of British sailing ships.

When a ship needed to get its bearings, a caged crow was released. Since crows aren’t that fond of water, the bird always flew straight toward the nearest land and provided a rough navigational setting.

However, captains beware. A crow does not always fly in a straight line. It often swirls and swoops in grand arcs.

Although the origins of many proverbs and sayings have been proved to be just good storytelling—not at all based in fact—it is always fun to imagine idioms at their most entertaining. The English language offers a rich selection.